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Duck Mascot Head Found

CRESWELL, Ore. — All the hype of ESPN’s College GameDay is causing the Oregon Duck to lose his mind–literally.

The Duck was getting ready to skydive Friday morning for an ESPN shoot, but the head of the costume got a head start.

The strap broke, causing the costume’s head to fly out the plane door.

Not to worry though, they found the head about a mile away on someone’s property.

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  1. jason marks says:

    Holly came from Miami F.L.A.
    Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
    Plucked her eyebrows on the way
    Shaved her legs and then he was a she
    She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
    Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side.

    Candy came from out on the island,
    In the backroom she was everybody’s darling,
    But she never lost her head
    Even when she was giving head
    She sayes, hey baby, take a walk on the wild side
    Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    And the colored girls go,

  2. Jon Mathews says:

    The above comment is sexual and racist. It needs to be removed and person should be banned.

  3. Richard Fullerton says:

    I agree remove the comment. It has nothing to do with the article. It is crude, rude, sexual and racist and completly degrading of woman.

  4. Tommy Brown says:

    Jon and Richard are BRILLIANT – your silly outrage…

    the SONG lyrics have NOTHING to do with degrading women. Nor is it racist.

    How politically sublime…. a silly story about a dude dressing up as a duck and jumping out of a plane and landing in a different place.. its what Lou Reed was getting at in a veiled story.

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